Dictionary : Definition
WRINKLES: Something other people have, similar to my character lines.
YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed
TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.
MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.
EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.
ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
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