What, Where, Why, How ,If ?

What, Where, Why, How ,If ?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? Because It Scares The Dog.

What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic? Sanka.

Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils? Because They Have Big Fingers

Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? Right Where You Left Him.

What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A Nervous Wreck.

What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire? Frostbite.

What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow? Spoiled Milk.

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a racecar Is not called a racist?

What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? Quattro Sinko

What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? A Stick

What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? Nacho Cheese.

What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? Polaroid's

What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? Dam!

How Do You Get Holy Water? You Boil The Hell Out Of It

How Do Crazy People Go Through The forest ? They Take The Psycho Path

How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way

How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It.

If it's true that we are here to help others, Then what exactly are the others here for?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

If people from Poland are called Poles, Then why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

If you look like your passport picture ..... you probably need the trip