Everybody

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours

is stupid

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian

because I hate plants.

"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or

she'll take it anyway."

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and

the right side.

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous

and give the wrong answers

In God we trust; all others must pay cash

He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather

sleep on the floor.

"Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never

get anything back."