Just what ?

Just what ?

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it

Bills travel through the mail... at twice the speed of checks

Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian. Not any more than standing in a garage makes you a car

I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put some in the food

Remember... Once you get over the hill, you'll begin to pick up speed

Police recruit was asked during the final exam What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother? He answered immediately Call for back-up

As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice: When you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together, it spells "THEIRS"?

Is it true that you never really learn to Swear until you learn to drive?

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with Tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Tooth picks ?

Do Lipton Tea employees take "coffee breaks?"