THE LOST CHAPTER OF GENESIS:
Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.
So God asked him "What's wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said He was going to make Adam a companion, and it would be a woman.
He said "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she'll cook for you & when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you.
She'll always agree with every decision you make, won't nag you & will always be the first to admit she's wrong when you've had a disagreement, she'll praise you!
She'll bear your children, and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.
"She will NEVER have a headache & will freely give you love & passion whenever you need it."
Adam asked God "What will a woman like this cost?"
God replied "An arm and a leg."
Adam asked "What can I get for a rib?"
Of course the rest is history...
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