"While driving on the highway a man and his wife see a sign that says:
"Assembly Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses".
The wife turns to the husband and comments;”
. . . So that's where they make them. . ."
Examining the Bible Scriptures Daily, Such instructions gave Jesus ‘the tongue of the taught ones’ so that he would ‘know how to answer the tired one with a word.’ (Isa. 30:20; 50:4; Matt. 11:28-30) Being awakened to timely counsel from the Word of God each morning will not only help you to cope with your own problems but also equip you with ‘the tongue of the taught ones’ to help others.”
HA! I've never heard that one before. It's really not too bad.
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